xkcd

this is basic because i only have one hand left (left). operation went well, stayed overnight to fight pain and i'm home now. hurts a lot. have pain drugs.

i thought i found the end of the internet.

then found xkcd.

a friend made me laugh -- ""

me: dear god I'm getting delerious

I haven't eaten since last night and it is now today afternoon

2:59 PM Matthew: wouldn't it be ironic if you ate your hand, just before surgery?

me: !!

lol

"problem solved, officer"

Matthew: lol

me: way to stick it to the man

Matthew: "the bad news is, I ate something..."

(or, "on the one hand...")